hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world

live long and prosper little dude

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sluttyoliveoil:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

make it rain

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babyferaligator:

YES HELLO 911 I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKES

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  • Jensen: We actually specially stock our house for when Jared visits. And when we lived together I didn’t even bother doing the grocery shopping because what I eat in five or six meals Jared eats in a snack.
  • Jared: I didn’t know that’s why you never went grocery shopping! I just thought you thought I was better at it!
  • Jensen: At grocery shopping?
  • Jared: Yeah!

fandom-sandwich:

fudgeflies:

if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc

  1. the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation
  2. if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real

you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate

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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing

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livinglovinoloca:

today after school my friend asked “hey can i get your dick in a box” and i was like “no, but you can get it in a cage, cause it’s a wild animal” and the drama teacher overheard me and choked on her coffee

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mono11:

Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined forces to form Will Smith?

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deancasotp:

GET THE FUCK OUT

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tomithejellyfish:

meow—lex:

ladamania:

Look at these amazing doll repaints by Noel Cruz, look at them!

get the fuck outta here

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kenobi-wan-obi:

Milky Way Shows 84 Million Stars in 9 Billion Pixels

Side Note: The two images shown above are mere crop outs from ESA’s recent hit: The 9 Billion Pixel Image of 84 Million Stars. These two focus on the bright center of the image for the purpose of highlighting what a peak at 84,000,000 stars looks like.

Astronomers at the European Southern Observatory’s Paranal Observatory in Chile have released a breathtaking new photograph showing the central area of our Milky Way galaxy. The photograph shows a whopping 84 million stars in an image measuring 108500×81500, which contains nearly 9 billion pixels.

It’s actually a composite of thousands of individual photographs shot with the observatory’s VISTA survey telescope, the same camera that captured the amazing 55-hour exposure. Three different infrared filters were used to capture the different details present in the final image.

The VISTA’s camera is sensitive to infrared light, which allows its vision to pierce through much of the space dust that blocks the view of ordinary optical telescope/camera systems.

source

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mach712:

John Green: Most predictably fantastic father ever.

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airpunchingacademic:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame

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swagjustice:

pulitzerprincess:

looks like some of y’all will have a little problem next year 

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